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By Username - 27/08/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML

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Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 04:01

Today, I was out with friends when one of them started complaining about having to spend $50 on two copays for his therapist. He makes more a week than I do in three, and I can't even get seen by any type of healthcare professional because nowhere is accepting new patients. FML

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Docbee 11

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:59

Warning: angry birds may cause elevations in blood pressure and a hatred for pigs

borkchop1992 15

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:59

Angryfail

Comments

nascar88 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 21:38

I'm sure your one angry bird now!!

Harlequin073 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 22:16

If angry birds triggered that then imagine what a real crisis would do. I say it is probably best you accept this as an early warning

jayAZ 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 22:24

So much for a 99 cent app! :)

TrollinYourMom14 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 23:12

How about YOU try getting past level 20, OP!?

ac2_fml 2

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:50

Make his a$$ pay for it

silversonic75 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:09

They don't call it 'Angry Birds' for nothing.... Pigs can be mean.

jamesli 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 15:01

tell him to join angrybirds

liviethelife 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:25

Sue angrybirds;)

joeyteller 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:57

Tell your doctor he can't afford it. Lol it ain't that difficult...

mabeamon09 0

Monday 20 February 2012 0:02

First of all everyone saying angry birds sucks your just mad because you suck at it! Ha secondly I know this post is old but just a tip most expensive prescriptions have discount cards you can find online :)