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By Username - 27/08/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML

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By Nick - 03/12/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

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By bobo - 24/04/2011 01:02 - Canada

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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By mrs.nerd - 23/10/2011 12:38 - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

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By Anon - 06/04/2021 07:00 - United Kingdom

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By Nicky - 21/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Farmington

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By juliasaman - 03/10/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 04:01

Today, I was out with friends when one of them started complaining about having to spend $50 on two copays for his therapist. He makes more a week than I do in three, and I can't even get seen by any type of healthcare professional because nowhere is accepting new patients. FML

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Docbee 11

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:59

Warning: angry birds may cause elevations in blood pressure and a hatred for pigs

borkchop1992 15

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:59

Angryfail

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jrmelon91 4

Saturday 27 August 2011 12:51

Another stupid 'Angry Birds' FML.... yawn... SNORE...

rubyjames 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 13:13

angry birds is a helluva drug

suri23 11

Saturday 27 August 2011 14:31

So now he will be on medicine that is stronger, costs more, and will quite likely give him low blood pressure? Good job, sir!

nerdlover92596 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 14:34

And you didn't mention this to the doctor when he raised the medicine dosage?

Cheesecakee 11

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:49

Haha thats pretty hilarious

minichamp116 8

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:32

F***ING BIRDS!!! RWJ is the best!

jack_tells_truth 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 17:47

You married the dumbass, you deserve it

robberry 11

Saturday 27 August 2011 18:12

Now that's funny.

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 27 August 2011 19:36

If he was playing Super Mario Bros., he woulda had a coronary!

Noobkillerxx 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 19:37

That's one angry little birdie!

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