By 21! - 03/07/2012 01:53 - United States - Schenectady

Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML
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AugustBurnsToast 14

Getting into college doesn't always guarantee you're gonna do great things in life lol

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DoubleCross 9

Push him out the window. Problem = Solved.

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numbersystem 4

Theres too many witnesses if she pushes him out. You need something more subtle. Like wait till he and his friends are sleeping. Then let out carbon monoxide into the room until theyre passed out. Then drown them in a bathtub full of beer. One by one. No witnesses.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Either confront him about being an idiot, or put up with it. If you confront him and he doesn't change his ways, it's time to break it off.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

And this is why the divorce rate is so high. No one ******* talks problems out anymore, it's just "BRAKE UP W/ HIM!1!1!!!111"

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TriflingAllDay 6

Divorce his incompetent ass!!

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

55- Re-read my comment. I said, talk to him about it first, and if he refuses to quit being an idiot, think about breaking it off. Don't be so quick to jump down my throat.

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99megster 15

55- couldn't agree with you more! And 16- I don't understand why u think that being drunk and pissing out of a window is something you should break up over. First of all, he was drunk. And second of all, I think that's pretty damn funny. I hope OP has a good sense of humor

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I didn't say to just flat-out dump him on the spot. If you would take the time to do a little thing called reading, you'd realize that I said to TALK IT OUT FIRST. AGAIN. Stop being ignorant. Read my comment before replying, please.

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DasHaas 9

There is such a thing as "ex-boyfriend". If you put with it, that's your choice. Don't complain about how bad something is when it's your choice to have it like that, that's just silly.

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amak1228 3

That's attractive...

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seasonedtoast 19

Could be worse. I thought this was going towards you being peed on. THAT would have been something to whinge about.

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br0ccoli 14

How do men go from peeing, drunk, out of a window to being a 9 to 5 cubicle jockey with a family and a mortgage? The transformation always amazes me. I'm not being sarcastic when I say that. I am truly fascinated. How does that happen???

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DasHaas 9

They suddenly realise they need to pay bills and they pissed away (har har) their chances of getting a cool job because they were always drunk in college.

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Michael_92 20

Well I hate to say it but there are many people that don't and keep up the immature act their whole life.

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Boob_fml 6

Sounds like his friends are much more supportive of his great achievements than you are. What a terrible girlfriend..

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DjeePee 24

Pff, at least he peed out of a window instead of on your feet.

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Fmlsea 28

his stream will prob go longer then any of his realtionships

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Annnieck 5

At least you know what to expect when he gets drunk on your wedding. At least, when you continue dating him.

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