By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 17:40 - United States

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Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Behind the faculty parking lot where I parked my truck, two students were having sex on my tailgate. FML
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josh7279 7

You must have a nice truck.

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MsSoulReaper 27

Ew. What's wrong with them?! Some teenagers can't keep it in their pants long enough to do it at home.

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Rille_Krille 13

Aproach them while you sing the "Jaws" theme and show your teeth in an evil grin when you get close!

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theannak 7

You make me happy lol

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hallow239 3

You know you live in a redneck place when you see this.

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greenie213 23

Us teens are horny everywhere dude. Not just redneck places.

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theannak 7

Do not blame rednecks. Just because there's a pickup, does not mean it's a redneck place. Could be a ghetto town. Bunch of gangsters hangin out and one was like "hey hoe. You, me, that truck." Yeah. Stereotypical bastard.

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Welshite 39

Hallow239: I AM a "redneck", and would never disrespect someone's property like this. Amazingly, all the "rednecks" I know would never do this either. Please don't stereotype, because it just makes you look ignorant.

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TheDrifter 23

16 obviously isn't aware of the redneck property rules. Touching another man's truck without permission is a major faux pas.

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amandajlucas2015 2

And if this were a redneck place I'm sure he would have had his own truck to be doin it on.. Just a thought.. And if he wasn't 16 yet then they don't need to be doin that yet anyways lol

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therealafroninga 10

And a great tailgate it was.

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gc327072 30

What would've been funnier: "And a single **** was given that day"

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matt98_fml 13

What? A girl willing to have sex in public?! School address please. ;)

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DomDomxoxo 16

What a bullshit excuse! Did your dog eat your homework, too?

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gc327072 30

Give him some slack, he's 14. We were all horny 14-year-olds sometime.

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agonydrum 7

Congrats 20 that's the creepiest comment I can remember seeing on here

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howrudoin 11

This is one of those moments auto start comes in handy to give those two a lil scare.

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Snoopy0718 14

Kids nowadays would do it anywhere smh. Back when I was in high school, there was this stairway that behind it there was an opening were the students would have sec or the girls will give the guy a bj since there was no cameras

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BossPathfinderGM 14

"Kids nowadays will do it anywhere." (Proceeds to reveal he did the same in his youth.)

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Myo_fml 20

OP wasn't physically near the truck.

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KVKdragon 26

This might be a good time to press the panic button on the remote of your car lol (if it has one)

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ben827 10

Get their asses off your car! It's your property, tell them to stop. That's all I can say. Or watch...

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