By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 17:40 - United States

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Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Behind the faculty parking lot where I parked my truck, two students were having sex on my tailgate. FML
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josh7279 7

You must have a nice truck.

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theannak 7

It's a pickup. He didn't say it was a new pickup. As in there probably wasn't an alarm.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

1) Tell them get off! (LOL!) 2) See if you can start the vehicle and see what they do.

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Zestus 19

Why didn't you just get in and drive off

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sougstad 7

That would totally end up being a video gone viral if that were my truck! Teach those horn balls a lesson! No sex on my tail gate! That is unless of course I was hosting!!!

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nonnieluv 9

I'm guessing they're teenagers so that would be possessing and distributing child pornography.

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sougstad 7

Not if I was one year removed from high school

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TheDrifter 23

Have some sympathy for the disadvantaged, folks. They obviously can't even afford a pickup of their own to get freaky on.

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ohrlly7457 7

Sneak up take their pants and put them in the car and drive away. If they call the cops what would they say we were ******* on his car and he took out pants?

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theannak 7

Brilliant lol take the cloths, as soon as they're in hand yell "YOU ROTTEN KIDS" while shaking your fist, and then as they're looking for their cloths scrambling out of the bed of your pickup, drive off lol

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subterra 7

That's just hilarious. You could always threaten to let you in on a three way or turn them in.

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agonydrum 7

That's awesome rape a couple teenagers...that's your advice..

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