By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

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Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
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A07 48

It could'ave been a honest mistake OP, atleast he didn't cut off a chunk of your hair and ask you to prom?

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TiggyBonkers 32

Maybe that happened because you literally just had sex with a man you just met...

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RockyRacoon 16

Did you take the money ? I want to know OP !!

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SadSouthernBell 18

You're very fortunate he wasn't a serial killer ....

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graphicstyle7 17

Must be guys on here who say "take the money". I had a wild stretch in my life a few years ago. I had something similar happen. And I realized there are reasons that THAT line is not crossed by most people (No, I did not take the money). It's just a WHOLE OTHER FEELING. Taking money for something that you did to feel good and feel free is AN INSTANT BUZZ KILL. I have nothing against sex workers, but it's just a very different thing. This society would be better off acknowledging that women can do a one-night-stand too, and it's not the end of the world, and it does not make them any worse than the men who do that kind of thing. You can take that stupid "a good lock only uses one key" saying and cram it. I'm not a lock, I'm a person.

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LastResort318 14

What the hell do you mean it must be guys on here that said take the money?

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Joshawott 21

To be honest, if it were me, I would have just stated a figure because why would you want to turn down free money?

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laden_swallow09 34

"Haha, you owe me another date next week, big boy!" *wink* Easy peasy. So, you **** like a pro?

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uncle_ssaamm 12

better check for stds asap ... that is so stupid ydi

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killigan 12

Well... He did hook up with you as if your a prostitute... Walked up to you on the street and you just met him... It was a little too early...

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Dr_Lily_fml 17

Wasn't it too early for him too, in this case? Look, many ... ... ... ... for you since you appear to like them ;)

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marcusbjohnson 4

yes it was early for him...hence the idea . that she was a prostitute..m

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Desi_D123 27

Seriously OP, you deserve this. You should never ever hook up with someone you just met. People are crazy out there. Good thing he just tried to pay you instead of chopping you to bits.

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MissBehavin77 18

I say YDI for hooking up with some random stranger that quick, it's not a big surprise that he would think that.

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marcusbjohnson 4

You went back to a person's place you just met and hooked up with them? Silly little girl. In that situation you are either a prostitute or a ****. he had a 50% chance of getting it right. your dad must not love you.

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limabeans101029 20

"In that situation you are either a prostitute or a ****"... Not necessarily. From this FML she clearly isn't a prostitute, and we have absolutely no idea how often she does this kind of thing so it's a bit of an assumption to label her as a "****". Besides, even if she does do this kind of thing a lot, what's the problem? It can be a risky thing to do, but it's her life not yours. If no one's getting hurt, who cares? And do you think that the guy must either be a prostitute or a **** too?

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Aimeejasmine 15

Absolutely ?? god damn **** shamers treat sex like a sin, well said #100

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LastResort318 14

137, there is something wrong with **** shaming? People don't think sleeping with random people is considered healthy and good.

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Sparx1_1 16

***** are people too - unfortunately they are stupid people who think their incredibly poor choices are someone else's fault. If you have sex with people you just met then you are going to be branded a **** or a *****. Coming here and whining about it just proves the whole "stupid" part. OP is lucky she didn't get raped or worse.

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