Intimacy: Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a...

By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 17:31 - United States - Vista

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

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By KindStranger - 04/01/2020 20:00 - United Kingdom - Shrewsbury

Today, I was walking home when I thought I saw a man beating up a woman in a phone box, I opened the door and pulled the man off the woman, turns out they were just "getting frisky" FML

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By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By FangirlMess6 - 24/03/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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You deserved it 4 776

By JuniorDetective - 07/05/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Ruffclue 9

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:22

I better read another Fml from the man and his lady

LAX4life56 1

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:23

She's a screamer o.o

Comments

KushLife 1

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:26

Doesn't matter still had se..... Wait no COCKBLOCK.!

thenoobftw 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 5:33

The Misadventure of the COCKBLOCKER.

br0ccoli 14

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:32

It's an awkward moment when you intend to help a person in danger only to unknowingly become a threesome participant. Awkward indeed.

Wisc 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 4:16

Well said.

naduskalove 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:36

Lol , Fail

teelovesyou 2

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:37

Classy.

j_cat187 19

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:40

Public role play sex is the best sex. And you are a cockblock.

ADuckOnQuack_fml 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:41

Maybe they shouldn't have been getting it on in an alley... Or maybe you need glasses.

ShadesOfBlue5 9

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:41

No shit

Wicked361 8

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:42

I bet you were all like, " oh... Um... Yea... I'm just gonna you know... Go. So um... You too continue and I'm leaving..." O.o

Wicked361 8

Thursday 29 March 2012 15:45

I'm surprised no one corrected me.. Two*

iloveweed69 7

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:45

Oh haaay threesome time~

perdix 29

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:45

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

violetsweety 26

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:49

Or maybe it looked like he was attacking her ...

chimocho 8

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:04

Have you never heard of rape? Amazingly, it is still sex...

perdix 29

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:12

#33 -- YouPorn.com, that should help you be able to tell the difference. #42 -- I think it's sexual assault, so it is not really sex, it's a crime.

Llamacod 11

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:40

Perdix, while it is a crime rape is still sex, just not consensual sex.

downtime 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 3:18

42, I think that would fall under the descriptor "attacking". We have established that wasn't happening. Try to keep up.

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 3:30

Dude, WTF?! Notice how "sexual assault" has the word SEX in it? The only difference between consensual sex and rape is with rape, the girl/guy doesn't actually want to have SEX with the person trying to have SEX with them. No means no, pal.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 29 March 2012 16:58

sexual harassment has the word sex in it also, but sex does not necessarily occur. FML denizens. All of perdixs comments must be read with tongue firmly implanted in cheek. (Not the butt cheek either)

twisted_cherub 14

Friday 30 March 2012 3:08

Would Perdix really mind if anyone planted their tongue firmly in his butt cheeks? I doubt it. No offense, Perdix. You just seem like you don't mind people doing a little ass licking/kissing. Who does?