Miscellaneous: Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By boomstick - 25/09/2009 13:09 - United States

Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

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By where's the epipen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By busybee - 10/05/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML

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Bugging out

By Jordan - 02/04/2015 19:58 - Jordan - Amman

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year-old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

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Shadowflames420 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

did you look good half naked? if you did, who cares!

hotlips15 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

lmao did anyone see?

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Amkii 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:30

I hope this is a guy posting the story, lol.

jabbaundead 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:32

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. win. i hope you didn't literally "rip" your clothes off because in that case.. looks like you'd be topless for a while. hahaha

Jasper_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:33

allergy? that sucks man.

irisiris 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:33

lool

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:34

thats really sucks.... were pple watching??? i would have died right there...

requiemforadream_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:38

My friend showed this to me and said "THAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU" Sad thing is, it would. Your life is f***ed up

McLaughlane 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:41

That sucks! But better to be safe than sorry. :/

MukyDaCookie 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:43

Wait, are you a guy or a girl? Were people watching?

ah_haha 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:48

ha ha ha, thanks for the laughs. Embarassing for you though, sorry. jacket string... lol

alucardrules 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:49

pics or it didnt happen

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Today, I woke up after a 16-hour shift, and my back is out. I worked it in order to "enjoy" my 2 days off. I can barely move. FML

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Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML

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Today, I was woken up in the middle of the night by an alarm on my phone going off. Thinking it was warning me of an incoming weather emergency, I checked it. It was a Silver Alert near me. Why wake me up for this? FML

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