Miscellaneous: Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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Ouchies

By boomstick - 25/09/2009 13:09 - United States

Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

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Another pro-shoe argument

By where's the epipen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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You deserved it 995

By busybee - 10/05/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML

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Bugging out

By Jordan - 02/04/2015 19:58 - Jordan - Amman

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year-old guy. FML

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The irony stings

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

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You deserved it 11 327

Shadowflames420 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

did you look good half naked? if you did, who cares!

hotlips15 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

lmao did anyone see?

Comments

DeadMansCrack 4

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:45

what did 6,8,9,11 and 12 say?

adelaide_evening 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:49

#41, an Epi-pen would probably be nice. However, I'm pretty sure that whole not-being-able-breath-thing that would occur before she got the Epi-pen out would still be pretty unpleasant and grounds for a spastic fit.

happierthenyou 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:55

bug repellent.

dwights 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:57

girl or guy?

Theos_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:03

If you freak out and start tearing your clothes off, a bee would be more likely to sting you, and you have to put up with the embarassment. If you just froze, it would go away, or in your case, you would have had time to realize it was the string from your jacket hood. And #34, Jacket strings with scotch tape around them (like on shoe laces) can probably feel remarkably like a crustacean of sorts. Nice and rigid with something soft and fuzzy on it...(I've had a bee climb up my pant leg)

lolajelly 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:05

better to be safe than sorry!

Will09 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:05

well that sucks.... time for.... BUG REPELLANT!!!!!!

Bear_Sandwich 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:12

aw man that's horrible :( bees scare the crap out of me. I freaked out so bad from getting stung once that I started this massive paranoia throughout the day camp I was attending XD