By newswithabitofbite - 28/08/2014 10:31 - Australia - Richmond

Today, while walking to work, I found out what it feels like to be hit in the face by a rolled up newspaper thrown from the window of a moving car by a paper boy doing his rounds. It hit hard enough to give me a black eye. FML
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baseballbv 17

I guess you didn't need to read the headlines. You got to experience them.

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ElricMustang 23

I wouldn't have thought it would hurt that much, especially to give you a black eye. Gotta watch out for those things now, OP :x

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saba_ajira 29

If you go out every morning "looking out for those things" like getting hit by a newspaper, you're a pretty paranoid guy...

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NeatNit 32

this sounds like a story that ALL the other papers are going to want to print. :)

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sayyestothedress 24

I thought OP would get paper cuts on her eyelid.

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incoherentrmblr 21

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a news paper. Stay classy Australia...

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ElricMustang 23

How do I get thumbed down for thinking that newspapers wouldn't hurt enough to give a black eye? Lol

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ohSNAPyall 26

He would have been first, but he got scooped.

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NatsuD_fml 13

Its a new thing Hollywood is trying out NEWS in 3D, coming to a driveway near you.

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baseballbv 17

I guess you didn't need to read the headlines. You got to experience them.

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PeopleLikeGrapes 12

Damn, that sucks OP, try to put raw steak on it?

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domolovesyoshi 33

don't do that it's disgusting and a waste of steak

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Enslaved 36

I heard pineapple works better than a raw steak.

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NeatNit 32

pineapples, unpeeled. definitely better.

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ginger196 14

Paper boys ho around in cars now? Back in my day there were bicycles

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MichellinMan 20

"Back in my day" aren't you fourteen?

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thefmlman2011 36

it's different in Australia, when I was a paper boy, I walked mine, and would only use the car when it was raining, or REALLY hot in the summer.

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Cristian89 29

14 year olds be like "I remember the 90's!"

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izntdan 14

I use to throw a news paper. My paper route was about 150 miles so you had to use a car

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awesomeamandas 37

#5 paper boys have been using cars for their routes longer than you've been alive. and you're still a kid, this is your day.

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SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Damn, that must have been a large wad of paper to cause that. Hope you get better though.

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chinaski7628 32

It was a newspaper. So, yes, it was a big wad of paper.

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briang959 47

Be thankful it's not Sunday when the papers are nice and thick.

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