By newswithabitofbite - 28/08/2014 10:31 - Australia - Richmond

Today, while walking to work, I found out what it feels like to be hit in the face by a rolled up newspaper thrown from the window of a moving car by a paper boy doing his rounds. It hit hard enough to give me a black eye. FML
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baseballbv 17

I guess you didn't need to read the headlines. You got to experience them.

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alex_622 22

"In today's news: girl gets black eye from newspaper. Tune in for the full story at 6pm".

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SexyMexi21 23

So .. what was the news about?

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Adam5858 17

If only that was caught on video!!! but oh.....yeah.... eh are you ok?

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emmachristine 14

Does this remind anyone else of the newest Doctor Who when Clara got hit by a newspaper??

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MissHeartSihk 26

Be more attentive of your surroundings from now on.

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whatz_going_on 24

Yes op you need to keep a better lookout for newspapers flying at your face! First you get hit while walking down the street, next thing you know you'll be sitting on the toilet reading the newspaper when one comes flying through the window! I'll never forget the day when I was in bed with a girl in my room and a newspaper came shooting right at me. Lets just say I ended up with blue balls in more than one sense.

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MissHeartSihk 26

touché. (: Your response was worth all of the down votes.

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NLM22 14

thats one way of getting the news.... sorry OP

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Enslaved 36

After years of playing the video game "PaperBoy" it wouldn't surprise me if he hit you intentionally. Why stick to the boring "Welcome" mats?

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feven 32

They need to stop hiring baseball players.

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