By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada

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Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

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perdix 29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired ***** who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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radiariad 0

U sound like a 60 yr old pedo.....wait pedos do get laid...nvm then

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DontCLickOnMe456 0

Lol... You should try to get some **** on your phone or whatever and watch that... You will find that eventually it will be pretty damn hard to get a boner over a cartoon

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4kickin 8

Don't sweat it, I jerk it to hentai and normal **** it's not a problem. Besides getting boners from seeing sexual content and morning wood, when our bodies are in a nice calm state we do get random boners. so don't worry about it.

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Kingbreezy04 10

Wow. Do you get one watching Family Guy, cause Lois is pretty fine.

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Rawr07 0

Hit me up ;) if you respond to this i may give you my fb

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cptawesomesauce 0

looks like someone has blue balls (/) ;,,,; (/)

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DJDude_Arazely 10

haha. Tha'ts just not right. I really hope you weren't sitting next to an innocent toddler. :/

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