By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada

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Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

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perdix 29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired ***** who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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fangz_fml 6

That's terrible mate, having a boner after watching those? Man, you just cut my mood for sex tonight!!

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TheHolyLama 0

...and you ****, in your pants...

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kroekdog 7

Look up Tram Pararam.

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Bobby64 29

I was modding the FMLs a few days ago and one person claimed to have gotten a boner while watching Pokemon. But, OP, I think your case is a lot worse. Just try branching out some.

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attaboy368 20

Time to get a life my friend~~ step out into the world and meet some people (just stay away from the bird exhibit at the zoo mmk?)

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QMoneyMaker723 0

This is actually an advantage just draw up some sexy cartoons and you are never alone

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tonygar 16

you need to get a girlfriend or a hooker...

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