By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada

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Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

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perdix 29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired ***** who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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hateevryone 14

you definitely need to get laid.

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goodgirlxgonebad 3

That's kinda ****** up. Just makes me think you'd like kids or something

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lisaaarrrggghhh 0

At least you're not as hard as Michael Jackson was when he watched sesame street :-)

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kingsley_fml 8

It's better than getting aroused when seeing Ziggy without any pants...

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xXGigglesXx 0

Your not past the point your beyond it dude ur up up an away for sex ur just lokin at the wrong stuff

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hotforkegger 4

I think you're so perverted even cartoons turn u on

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