By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada

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Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

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perdix 29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired ***** who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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gamemastercrs 1

don't feel bad I get boners from staring at walls XD

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chamblizi 2

I wouldt not feel bad life is ****** I am to the point where i'm like If i am not married or have kids at 40 its what ever... i went insane as of2012.

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GottaCoconut 3

Dude, you have unlocked your wizard potential. Do you wish to be a conjurer, a Destruction user, or a restoration user?

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basketofminks 6

Hey, much better that than the unfortunately typical scenario of not being able to get it up unless some poor lass is crying in pain.

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Elfkid21 19

atleast your not the last male of your specials and is up to you to save your species, like Blue.

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Ze_Awesome_Me 8

Maybe you have a fetish for the colour blue?

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azarel88 11

OP you should hire an escort for an hour or 2 give her a non stop romp and be on your way. probably might work, maybe.

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theycallmerash 13

Get yourself a partner who loves Disney! (;

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