Kids: Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora...

By Amey - 04/05/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

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By crazygirl10 - 28/05/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By Embarrassed daughter.. - 01/02/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML

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By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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perfectwinds 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:04

Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P

ArtsySwag 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:08

I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.

Comments

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:23

#4 and #5 agreeed

x33mandi2008 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:50

I understand that almost everyone has an inner child, but seriously...if this is the most fun you've had all year you need to get a life.

Saroki 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:06

Awww, that's sweet!

Viremaster 3

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:00

FYL for resorting to Nick Jr., but YDI for not watching Watching Blue's Clues.

brie3 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:22

exactly blue > dora

brie3 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:24

.... wow

person1000003 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 21:27

Oh **** I'm laughed so hard go drink beer lmao

rowergirl 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:50

that's just sad. time to turn off the tv and get a life

pokemyeyesout 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:53

Dude, Dora rocks

fuzz97 23

Tuesday 10 November 2009 22:26

I will proceed to summarize all the comments I have read here: 1. Dora sucks. 2. You really need a life. 3. It's interesting that me, a 14 year old boy, is more mature than a 21 year old girl. At least, most of the time. 4. Dora is only good when key words in the episode, like "map", are replaced with naughty words like "dick". 5. Dora contains an over-use of Mexican stereotypes.