Work: Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up...

By anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

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By Matchtopia - 18/01/2012 00:21 - United States

Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML

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By purrtygirl - 09/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but I'd forgotten his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it, so, thinking I was clever, I said, "How do you spell your name again?" His name is Rob. FML

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Are you new?

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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By be_nj - 29/05/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML

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By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:01

"And I stalk you Facebook ;)"

sirradel 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:01

Aren't you clever?

Comments

hbake 13

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:07

Facepalm. It's ok! It happens to the best of us. At least you left a lasting impression.

WhiteCrimson 23

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:21

Damn name tags! They destroy the ego of a lot of girls!

MoronsAccount1 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:22

I would've played the story out until you pissed your pants, but that's just because I'm an asshole. lol.

noreallywhat 17

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:22

twat

CrissyyyS2 22

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:23

Understandable. Even if I wore my name tag while at work, only 3 out of 50 would actually say my name after a thank you or a how's it going~

Lisee92 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:23

I'm sure he doesn't think too much about it. It's kinda cute anyway :)

CorpsmanUp88 21

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:37

That's a good conversation starter lol

The_Mr_Troll 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:53

That's weird, I was just thinking about this cute cashier I saw the other day and her nametag said Morgan.

Neyuu 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 14:14

When's the wedding? I ship you and OP

Kriebel89 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 9:04

Ha! First time that happened to me I was puzzled for a moment before I realized I was wearing a nametag. Then I started laughing at my own brainfart. Poop happens OP, just laugh it off.