Miscellaneous: Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for...

FML for mobile
Free

By Samm Povich - 25/02/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 951

You deserved it 2 544

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 468

You deserved it 3 520

By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 931

You deserved it 131

By Username - 01/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 011

You deserved it 3 802

By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 343

You deserved it 2 125

By hot_mess88 - 04/07/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 131

You deserved it 2 594

By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 114

You deserved it 61 035

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 838

You deserved it 3 760

By Kenton - 15/06/2019 00:14

Today, my older brother called me in the middle of the night to describe to me, in painstaking elaborate detail, the Yamaha commercial he'd just watched. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 601

You deserved it 175

By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 411

You deserved it 1 382

By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 085

You deserved it 52 722

alexh15 13

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:49

I see some family friction in the near future...

CaliGali 9

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:55

Hope he's ok OP things can be replaced but brothers can't.

Comments

TheSofaKing 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 15:54

Hope your brother is OK. That way he can get to work for a new bike. Or you can call your insurance and file a claim that your bike was stolen and wrecked and let the insurance go after your brother.

doonerz 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:08

like a boss!

Jessic1 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:41

Aww I'm sorry that your brother jacked up your motorcycle!!

jmoreno 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:58

Take his ass in for burglary!!! If there's one thing u dnt do it's touch another mans bike!

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:59

Depending on their sibling relationship, OP is completely justified in worrying more about the motorcycle than brother. My brother was physically abusive to me and not the typical brother sister arguments, but he would get me in a headlock and repeatedly punch me in My stomach until I couldn't catch my breath and pass out. tried to drown me when I was 4, stabbed me with a knitting needle in my neck. Punched me so hard it broke my jaw. Our age difference made it impossible me to fight back and my parents always downplayed the abuse. I don't talk to him, I don't have any love for him, he is dead to me.

HannahWho 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:36

That is really terrible. I'd send him some exploding dog shit if I were you.

babykillaseason 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:56

Kill him dude, not really but seriously im sorry for all that.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 25 February 2012 21:30

Growing up with him sucked. I used to see my friends and how they interacted with their older brothers and sisters, and they were nice most of the time. Even when they argued and fought, it wasn't abusive. I would see that and wish my brother was like theirs. But I am grown now, moved out of state and have no contact with him anymore.

HannahWho 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:43

Just because they are family does not mean they should be allowed to borrow your experience shit without asking. My sister borrowed my car without asking, making me miss a job interview. I reported the car as missing and she spent two days in jail before my mom bailed her out (Mom was out of town.) I got yelled at for not being supportive or sharing but when I am hampered because my sister had a "date" and wanted to use the nice car, that pisses me off. It came back with mud all over it and she scratched the side of the car I worked three years to buy. I sued her for the damages and she ended up paying out of pocket around 5,000 dollars for everything.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 25 February 2012 21:36

My brother was like that. Except for the car (by the time I was old enough to drive he had moved out). But he would go in my room, take stuff that wasn't his and it would end up broken or lost. He would search my room when I wasn't around and steal my allowance money, steal my jewelry and pawn it. He is the main reason I only have one child. My daughter will never have to grow up with an asshole sibling. :/

HannahWho 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 21:55

I eventually got over it and we get along fine now. She learnt her lesson. But, my best friend in high school spent three months in the hospital after trying to kill herself and being addicted to speed because of her brother. He used to hide her homework, let the air out of her tires, put bleach in her wash, and... he put SPEED in her ******* soda. She ended up getting addicted. He then sexually abused her and gave her a bottle of pills to take. This went on for years until she snapped and tried to end her life. It was the most painful thing I have ever seen in my life and i didn't even know (we lived 1,000 miles away from each other at the time). She came and lived with our family for the last year of h.s.

TheSofaKing 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 15:51

Reminds me of the trash family that moved next door to my grandma. The cops would be at their home several times a week. They would be yelling **** you at each other at 2 or 3 am. All three of the sons spent time in juvinile detention and prison. One killed himself running from the cops in a stolen car after he was spotted breaking into a liquor store. Another was out of jail for less than a week when he stole a car and trashed a hotel room. One night the oldest son set fire to the bed of the youngest son while he was IN the bed. I moved in with my grandma for a few years because of these maggots.