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By Samm Povich - 25/02/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

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By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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By Username - 01/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML

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You deserved it 3 800

By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 122

By hot_mess88 - 04/07/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML

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You deserved it 2 592

By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

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You deserved it 61 014

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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By Kenton - 15/06/2019 00:14

Today, my older brother called me in the middle of the night to describe to me, in painstaking elaborate detail, the Yamaha commercial he'd just watched. FML

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You deserved it 175

By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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Saturday 25 February 2012 11:49

I see some family friction in the near future...

CaliGali 9

Saturday 25 February 2012 11:55

Hope he's ok OP things can be replaced but brothers can't.

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cutiee108 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 13:18

Don't bitch. He's alive! Just kick his butt once he's okay.

Pelreskovich 11

Saturday 25 February 2012 13:35

Better start saving for a new bike!

lesbopony 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:24

I think his brother should :p

Pelreskovich 11

Saturday 25 February 2012 20:16

Unless he has one of THOSE brothers.. Which I'm guessing he does.

darkkisses 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 13:47

I'm sorry about your motorcycle OP. But for right now, just worry about your brother. Objects can be replaced, lives cant.

Swiftly 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 14:03

Dude I would care more about my brother being okay than my motorcycle! Bikes can be replaced, but family members can't.

ApologyKick 25

Saturday 25 February 2012 21:58

Ever hear about the new family replacer? it's called sex

gonad_gobbler 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 14:03

tell him to be careful! he could fall and damage his brain and lose his motor skills!

DocBastard 38

Saturday 25 February 2012 14:15

I'm not sure how old your parents are, but if they are still of childbearing/rearing age, I'd ask them to make you a new brother to replace the one you're about to kill. See, everyone? Things and people can BOTH be replaced!