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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States

Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 12:55

you are such a douchebag.

PatientHope 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:56

**** your life? **** her life! You're an asshole.

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iBleed 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:32

everyone seems to hate you a lot on here. but i think its kind of funny. lol how were you supposed to know she was in a wheelchair?? hahaha

anonymous2323 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:38

#212, you're an a-hole. there's always the possibility that there's a legitimate reason why someone can't walk. I don't get why these FMLs even get published when there are way better, less-deserved ones out there!

zanyone 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:39

that is extremely immature! your job is to work and you should be busy. no one in their right mind would pay someone to sit around. god, i can't believe you did that. spit on someone's pizza? too bad there is no way to prove it was you and fire your ass.

QueenOfMelodrama 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:40

You shouldn't be allowed to work in food service. You don't EVER do something like that, no matter WHO ordered the pizza. C'mon.

abtface12 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:43

YOU SHOULD BE SHOT i hope you die a wreched death you wench

lmmmr 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:44

I am glad you are not anonymous so I can figure out where you work and get you fired.

purple_riot 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:46

I made an account for this. You deserved it, no doubt about it. ON THE OTHER HAND, I don't like how everybody seems to think the OP being a dick makes it acceptable for them to also be dicks. I don't think that the people who want the OP to rot in hell would enjoy rotting in hell any more than they'd enjoy receiving a pizza that's been spat on.

Rawrrr14 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:47

hey #79, who said I was siding with him? Don't you think telling him to "go kill himself" is a little extreme? and who knows, what if you did tell somebody on FML to go kill them selves and they did? all because of stupid little comments. Yeah I bet you would feel realllll good then, huh? btw, your real cool by calling me out on a website. lmao.

mylifeisfuckedd 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:53

#92 $20 says that if the lady wasn't in a wheelchair the story wouldn't be up here #195 you're a douchebag. And its handiCAPPED not handiCAPPABLE. And OP you're such a ******* douche! You don't know what's wrong with her; what you did could be extrememly dangerous to her health. I'm 15 and I have rheumatoid arthritis, and chances are in a few years I'll be in a wheelchair too. If her problem is anything like mine your jackass move could cost her her life. If she's taking immunosupressants like me, then your ******* saliva could make her really sick, if she catches a cold it will EASILY turn into pnemonia. So think before the next time you pull something so inconsiderate and stupid. Asshole.