By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 199
You deserved it 274 487

Same thing different taste

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" Never bite the hands that feeds you " - Ali Mazrouie and you know what , **** you I hope you trip in your own shit Better yet I hope you drown in your own pool of dehrea-tic shit AND THEN ROTT in that pool you ******* burned asshole ,, better yet I hope you get ROTT in your own tornado of shit you piece of rotten pussy squirt. Better yet I hope you drown in a volcanic lava of dehrea shit . and **** you I hope I REALLY HOPE that one day you order fast food and you chock on a worker's pubic hair. **** YOU and **** YOUR MOM for not raising you up while she was busy getting ****** by random ass strangers , WHILE GETTING ****** BY YOUR BEST FRIENDS. **** YOU BITCH ASS MOTHER ****** , I HOPE YOU ******* DIE RIGHT NOW !! I just want to see you in real life I SWEAR I'LL ******* BEAT YOU UP TILL YOU COUGH BLOOD and then Ima Piss on you LIKE I PISSED ON your mom when she was pregnant with your other sisters that you don't know about . Then I SWEAR ILL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH AND MAKE YOU SUCK IT LIKE I MADE YOUR MOM SUCK IT AND THEN, ILL DECAPITATE YOU. **** YOU [email protected]

I like how my comment gets moderated because I said d**chebag...as if I was the ONLY ONE on this page who used that word. Not to mention the countless number of comments saying a lot worse

Kassad_fml 0

This is why I will never ever order pizza again or buy one. This does happen in every fast food and pizza shops around the world. Make you own pizza is the best...

beast35 0

hahahahahhahahahahahahah got owned

My mother is a public defender and some of the people she has to defend are a lot worse than some guy who spits in pizza. You guys need to chill out - I would expect this kind of reaction if he KILLED the lady in the wheelchair. OP, yeah, you suck. But no one deserves so much internet abuse! Lol.

gingerbread who said i was talking bout ur mom

Wow, you're a douche bag. I hope you get fired

Well, you definetly deserve to get fired.

arcadia_fml 0

wow, some people get a little carried away about something that, while rude and gross, is relatively minor... decapitation, on the other hand... FYL for being that affected by an internet anecdote.