I don't know why this is being thumbed down, its funny stuff!

Yeah they're beating us by a landslide

Where does they OP that he/she works at a piss 'n' shit Slip-and-Slide? She has the right to feel this was unfortunate.

18, At the point where OP says "I'm working at a nursing home". When dealing with sick, disabled or elderly, things like this are to be expected. If OP can't stand it, this job is not for him/her.

29 - So you've never complained about an aspect of a job before? I find that hard to believe. The simple fact of the matter is, OP slipped in piss and has every right to be annoyed about it.

If she was much more careful and observant, this wouldn't happen. :)

30, "So you've never complained about an aspect of a job before?" Thinking about it, you're probably correct. I don't remember complaining about aspect of a job to a point of declaring it "FML" while employed on that job. By accepting the job you state that you know about job aspects and are prepared to deal with them. If the job turns out to be hard, you're already agreed to deal with it. If the job involves occasional piss accidents, you already to agreed to deal with them. When you signed contract (or verbally accepted the job), you already agreed to accept and deal with all kinds of crap as long as it matches your list of responsibilities. Don't you have any sense of duty, people? If you dislike it, quit and THEN complain how difficult it was as long as you want.

38 - I would be reasonably confident that "Slipping in piss" doesn't fall under OP's list of responsibilities.

Yes, 38, because quitting a job because something unpleasant happened is surely what onedoes out of a sense of duty. You make no sense, man.

41, elderly/disabled/sick people can have piss accidents, so that's part of the job. Slipping in it is OPs fault and is a result of not being careful. 48, If you complain/dislike the job, quit. If you don't wanna quit, don't complain and do your job. Easy.