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By alex - 16/02/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By ally - 23/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Austin

Today, I was changing a wound bandage on one of my patient’s buttocks. I forgot to initial and date the bandage per hospital regulation. As I kneeled in to write, the patient let out the biggest loudest fart directly in my face. The worst part? Some of it sprayed out, some on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2015 03:52 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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texas_justice 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:13

...strange excitement...

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:19

ydi, it's painful when you pull out the needle too fast, control your emotions woman!

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RebelFriend 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:22

I gotta be honest, I don't know why that would excite you...

EndlessAgony 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:22

That's just wrong that you were excited over that.

farsidee 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:23

poor puppy =(

DogmaT_fml 4

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:27

*boner*

pedegg 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:31

What the **** is wrong with you? Being excited over doing something for the first time does not mean you get to yank a ******* cath out of some poor animal. I hope someday when you're old and medical students are experimenting on you, one of them does the same for you.

gardner010 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:47

because med studens experiment on old people

marquisallover 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:34

YDI nothing more to say thats it

vincebloo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:38

that's just sick!

xhalighx 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:41

So...while this poor animal is already feeling shitty because he's at the vet, you (the human, right?) can't control yourself enough to keep the creature from having any more pain? Huh... Time for someone to be moved to the pet rock area...