Work: Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and...

By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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redroses5 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:19

Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf

amelinat 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:22

Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"

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mR_StAtiiC 0

Monday 2 August 2010 9:45

Ydi for not getting a real job and helping retarded people get skin cancer. :)

lisadiana 0

Monday 4 October 2010 18:28

Stfu about europeans, you probably never even been out of your state like all dumb and ignorant americans.

lisadiana 0

Monday 4 October 2010 18:34

I thought the same thing. In the shower it's washed away by the water but in a tanning booth... even if it was a drain, you pee at a dry spot and then stand there with your pee all over your legs?? Stupid and disgusting.

Lizzybell824 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 8:23

"hey i have to pee, Oh cool theres a drain right here. Oh shit, wheres the toliet paper" AND THERES YOUR SIGN BITCH!! OP that sucks~

Tessamarie143 1

Thursday 5 May 2011 8:22

Ah that sucks lol :P Tanning booths are Horrible for you btw

popples2112 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:57

yeah we know. blah blah blah everyone hates americans

fatzo_fml 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 4:48

I hope she has lines down her leg where the pee went

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 2 September 2014 21:49

Gross.

moonchildcat 2

Tuesday 17 October 2023 3:16

I have a bad uti and, I needed my spray for the week.I went before I left the house which was just a 20 min drive, as soon as i was fully undressed and pressed the button it sprayed me and the pre came out like this has never happened… I was trying to hold it in and the words were talking and I didn’t know what to do I couldn’t jump out.. I seriously feel bad the booth got rinsed with water after but they probley know and I’m super embarrassed so I was looking up stories. I guess I shouldn’t have gone but phew… I’m upset