Work: Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and...

By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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redroses5 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:19

Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf

amelinat 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:22

Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"

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forkfish 0

Monday 11 May 2009 18:49

dumb people make the world so much better haha

csigabajnok 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 11:16

Geez, that is SOO gross. You should've asked her "Do you ever pee into you fridge? Coz some fridges have drains too!" Idiot dumbass.

Beeebop 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 15:41

She must have been scared of the noise and pissed herself...

nightxrose 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:52

They have some restrooms in europe where the toilet is just a drain in the floor. I saw one in Switzerland and refused to go in it. If shes european I could undertand why she was confused XD

patray_angel 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:07

I am sure they all vary some, but I have been in one of those standing tanning booths before and I can't imagine wanting to pee in there. I am not sure if it is actually possible to get electricuted (sp?), but I wouldn't want to risk standing in a pool of my own urine while surrounded by those hot ELECTRIC bulbs. I also can't imagine someone wanting to just stand their in their own pee. Even in they managed to not pee down their legs, they would still be standing in it. You are not in those booths that long due to the intensity of the bulbs, why couldn't the lady just hold it and use the actually restroom? Or use the bathroom before she got in there? I understand that sometimes the urge to go can just hit you, but still, that is just wrong. I am sure if anything she could have gotten out, shut if off, peed, and then reset the timer for the she had remaining.

sparda4355 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:00

This chick actually posted on here!!! I promise, she said she got scared and when it got noisy and pee'd down her leg... Now she has a fake tan with a white line down her leg where the pee washed away the tanning spray! Find it, I will die if it is this girl!

heyitsjacqueline 6

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:04

maybe you should put up a sign? "PLEASE DO NOT PEE IN TANNING BOOTH." just so the people with only half a brain, or those who have never been tanning before, would know not to think of the booth as a bathroom.