Work: Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and...

By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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redroses5 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:19

Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf

amelinat 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:22

Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"

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friiicktard 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:05

thts redonkulous, u had to clean up pee.. so whatt!!11!!

megs8907 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:29

#53, I thought the same thing, lol! But I doubt this was a spray tan booth like some people think, so it wouldn't leave streaks. That girl who pissed in the booth though is really disgusting. And I'm sorry you had to clean it up, I would have made her clean it up. It's her piss. She's just foul! FYL

mkebrewers 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:33

my friend worked in a tanning salon, she had a lady pee in a garbage can once. but that's a little different, she was older and incompetent.

lover21 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:40

it wasn't a spray tan, it was just a regular stand up bulb booth...and it was the only booth where the floor panels didn't unscrew, so we had to pour bleach on the floor all night and let it wash the urine out, it was really unbelievable we also had a woman shit in a towel and leave it in the booth once! and yes, i work in a tanning salon while getting my degree in college, while, at the same, time working as a lead teacher at a daycare taking care of infants, so don't hate, i work hard for a living!

BoboMatrix 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 0:20

How do you just pee right in a public place, not even a washroom. Must be a fetish or something...

EveryDayJackAss 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:26

some weird shit just happens these days in our crappy society.....

phantomdonut 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:29

no. 61 - brilliant. no. 70 - don't you mean 'pissy' society? lol!

arieanacrust 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 7:36

agree with #63 and are you people all dumb? you can pee whilst standing up and not get it all over you. you good friends, are nasty. learn2pee thnx lol