By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
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redroses5 0

Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf

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amelinat 0

Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"

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avoid567 0

#6 it wasn't a spray tan.. it was just a booth where you can stand up instead of laying down, for more of an even tan. but that's disgusting..either way, whyy would you pee on yourself? in a PUBLIC tanning booth, that many other people will be in. people are gross.

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perfectwinds 0

That's just nasty. Some people never cease to amaze me. >.< I would be MORTIFIED! That's why I make SURE I pee before I go into anything that I'm stuck in for a certain amount of time, just in case.

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AnneFTW 17

Eww. I can't believe she wasn't even embarassed! Some people have so little shame. It really amazes me.

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hisopy 0

lol i agree, your life is f*****!!!

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failwhatwhat 0

umm so she was getting a fake tan, and you didnt expect her to be more stupid than the average person? i mean yes, people are stupid and that woman may in fact be one of the higher ups, but look where you work, you are promoting melanoma. i think it takes some one a little bit unintelligent to go there. no offense to those that go once and dont go back, because i understand that, but tanning beds have been proven to give cancer, so your just speeding up the inevitable by going regularly.

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FBIWarning 0

don't think this is original...

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terimaa 0

@9: one typo doesn't mean the OP deserves to clean up someone's urine.

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smarty_fml 0

"Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I proceeded to pee on myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML" that was on FML not too long ago...wonder if it was her pee you had to clean up? LOL

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