Kids: Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire...

By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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By donezo - 26/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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Monday 8 October 2012 2:22

And this is a daycare for children?

trellz17 19

Monday 8 October 2012 2:24

A used condom wrapper? What the hell are those kids doing!

Comments

ICastillo 24

Monday 8 October 2012 2:39

Dang I guess kids do the darnedest things too.

ICastillo 24

Monday 8 October 2012 17:31

Shit I didn't see #10 comment now I just look like an ass.

tnlander 20

Monday 8 October 2012 2:41

50 Shades of Preschool- tire irons, old yogurt, and condoms. They grow up so fast.

darawbs 0

Monday 8 October 2012 2:41

What the hell kind of daycare is this?!

enormouselephant 15

Monday 8 October 2012 2:46

Too bad the tooth fairy didn't come to clean!

CreepInTheCorner 11

Monday 8 October 2012 2:50

I've got this. Two people were sitting around when they found an old yogurt. They began to eat the yogurt, when they realized that it was too old. They got angry and felt the sudden urge to have sex since they thought they would be dead soon. The boy then picked up a tire iron and threw it at the girl. Her teeth then fell out, and she was never seen again.

Accuraxy 10

Monday 8 October 2012 3:32

Umm.. no.

CuriousAlien 7

Monday 8 October 2012 3:52

That explains everything, but did he just randomly pull out a tire iron, like who the hell carries that around with them.

SenselessPattern 12

Monday 8 October 2012 4:00

Don't you dare leave the 'rotting log of shit' out of your story. Can't have a story without shit.

doodlecloud 26

Monday 8 October 2012 9:16

You could probably make a legitimately funny comment by doing an 'explanation story'. This was not it though.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Monday 8 October 2012 2:52

Everyone is wondering about the condom wrapper, and, while I am too, isn't anyone else wondering about the tire iron? Why is it even there?

luminos77 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:40

That's what I thought! I don't think OP knows what a tire iron is.

teresee 8

Monday 8 October 2012 2:54

Those kids were busy

williamcarter93 13

Monday 8 October 2012 2:55

They used the tire iron to knock out the teeth, which caused the struck person to shit themselves, and the yogurt was used as lube for the people using the condom! It makes sense now!