Kids: Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire...

By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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By donezo - 26/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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Monday 8 October 2012 2:22

And this is a daycare for children?

trellz17 19

Monday 8 October 2012 2:24

A used condom wrapper? What the hell are those kids doing!

Comments

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Monday 8 October 2012 2:28

Kids these days. Sheesh.

Schizomaniac 24

Monday 8 October 2012 2:29

"A log of shit, human teeth, and condom wrappers can all be found in THIS workplace." Well I definitely would not guess "daycare," Alex. Damn.

gc327072 30

Monday 8 October 2012 2:44

I spy "ghetto daycare" edition I spy a log of poo, a stuffed dog, a stuffed frog, and a small toy zoo. An iron for a tire, a yogurt that's expired, some teeth from a fight and a condom by the light.

loserboii 11

Monday 8 October 2012 4:38

I wonder if the condom was used. That'd make for a more interesting story.

Jaxx66 21

Monday 8 October 2012 5:06

I'll take a 'Crack-house-brothel' for $500, Alex! Wait... I lost?

Blue329 15

Monday 8 October 2012 2:31

Talk about disgusting environment to work in

TheOath 12

Monday 8 October 2012 2:33

That's very unhygienic for those children...I bet they don't brush before going to bed!!

day624 14

Monday 8 October 2012 2:34

Condom wrapper at a daycare?

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 8 October 2012 2:34

I hope you called the health department after that. Horror stories about day cares make me never want to put my future children in their care.

perdix 29

Monday 8 October 2012 2:42

Considering that in many states, the training required for cutting hair or painting nails is far more rigorous than it is for taking care of children, you'd be well-served to be a stay-at-home mom while your kids are very small.

beacbum7 7

Monday 8 October 2012 2:35

What kind of institution do you run?!?!

0ops_i_died 8

Monday 8 October 2012 2:40

In pretty sure OP just works there.

samasara 20

Monday 8 October 2012 2:35

Seems like some workers were getting frisky.

perdix 29

Monday 8 October 2012 2:36

Last week, you must have done a shitty job.

sheethapins 13

Monday 8 October 2012 2:41

It's like a scavenger hunt! Now to put together the clues and find out what they have in common...

perdix 29

Monday 8 October 2012 3:38

Well, let's see. If the yogurt had been eaten properly, the log of shit would be resplendent in probiotic glory. The teeth and the condom indicate a safe sex ******* given by someone with meth mouth, which is ironic since they "paid" for their meth by beating their dealer to death with a tire iron.