By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
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trellz17 19

A used condom wrapper? What the hell are those kids doing!

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MutilatedAbyss 11

You ******* deserve it for allowing that in the childcare center you work in; Things like that should be reported to the owner of the center, not posted about on FML because you feel ******* sorry for yourself for having to clean it up. **** the kids' lives because you obviously don't give a shit about their health or safety.

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outoftown 26

#51, Nothing in the post says she didn't report it.

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hannnahmarie 14

Why does OP deserve it? It's not there fault that these happened

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MutilatedAbyss 11

True, but what gets me is OP saying "I only cleaned the place a week ago". To me that indicates that she thinks it's more about her and not the children in the daycare.

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MutilatedAbyss 11

@94, depending on OP's position at the daycare, she would probably have been present throughout the week, and would have seen it (unless the daycare is an absolute mess all the time, in which case she would also deserve it for not trying to set an example to her co-workers and the children in the center). If this is the case, and she was there throughout the week sometime, it should have been cleaned up immediately, regardless of whether or not it's her fault for it entering the center in the first place. Of course, if OP is a janitor or something and only goes there once a week, I give my apologies. However, I've never been to, or even seen a big enough center where they would actually have a janitor/cleaning person, so for now, I'm just going to stick with saying that she deserved it.

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ajnorma 16

The "only cleaned it a week ago" comment doesn't mean she's feeling sorry for herself but instead surprised that all these random items (especially a yogurt from 2003) only took a week to appear.

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hannnahmarie 14

I'm pretty sure OP doesn't think about themselves and not the kids. Don't go making up different scenarios before you actually know what happened

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GirlONaBus 2

I'm surprised the yogurt hasn't exploded already lol

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scifichic92 8

I would quit and find a new job, then report this daycare center. The US has very strict policies on daycare centers (legal, registered daycare centers that is.) I worked in a daycare for four years, and we cleaned the place twice a DAY, a total scrub down and yours only has you clean once a week? That is ridiculous! Plus, used condom wrappers and 9 year old yogurt sounds incredibly unsanitary. I am not saying it is your fault because you are just employed there, it doesn't sound like you own the place. You really should report them...

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ProtectTheVibe 2

what flavor was the yogurt? if it was strawberry I'm gonna need that back

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ljcarranza 16

I didn't think of daycare..I thought of a nursery home.

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DoubleBlumpkin 4

From the sound of it I imagine you will find a dead baby on your next scavenger hunt.

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perdix 29

Next week, if you find a butt plug, a ball gag, toenail polish remover and/or fine Wisconsin cheddar cheese with dried cranberries in it, I have no idea where those things come from. If you want to mail them to me, I'll reimburse you for the expense.

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CuriousAlien 7

Lol,What kind of sick daycare is this!?!?!

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lelo007 11

Yea, definitely hope this has gone reported to the proper authorities. The owner of that place should never be able to work with children again! FYL, OP. I hope you have luck in finding another job quickly and easily.

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