Kids: Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary...

By fail - 19/11/2009 06:10 - Australia

Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML

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zoffix 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 12:09

Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway. This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)

wyld3fyr3 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 15:32

yes, because a word can totally **** up peoples lives

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YDI_King 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 14:44

cussing doesn't make you seem smarter. YDI

clockworklolita 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 14:50

If it's any consolation, most of them probably know the word anyway.

alex1432 9

Thursday 19 November 2009 14:50

bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Babblez 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 15:19

Lol don't be so harsh on the poor girl, she didn't say it made her feel smarter, it probably made her feel stupid, hence posting it as an fml. It was an honest mistake and I'm sure most of us have done much worse. And being in Australia, well, half our infant population have dropped a few f bombs before the age of 3, well....the ones I've seen down the street do it anyways. Most kids parents swear around them so much its stupid, one person swearing in front of the school would've affected the grown ups more than the kids, they probably just giggled and thought it was naughty xD

headphone84 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 15:41

yeah I agree those children are not only going to learn it, but also do it sooner and later. so don't worry

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 19 November 2009 15:56

What "F***" word? Fork? File? Fill? Foul?

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 19 November 2009 20:42

Flip? Fawn? Fled?

Einthe 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 23:23

Flee? Five? Feet? Fool? Foal?

coolster5000 22

Sunday 7 April 2013 12:09

It's ****

Morphs 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:08

Learn to control your temper... you set a bad example for the kids..

blastvortex 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:13

That's a great handle you have on keeping your rage capped, OP. I'm surprised you even posted this. Good luck getting sympathy since that's the one thing you don't deserve. YDI.