Kids: Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary...

By fail - 19/11/2009 06:10 - Australia

Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML

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zoffix 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 12:09

Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway. This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)

wyld3fyr3 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 15:32

yes, because a word can totally **** up peoples lives

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st4rbucksisevil 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 18:23

How do FMLs like this get past the mods?

bro13 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 18:43

you used the word whilst. f your life

n3554 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 19:43

I was taught that if you are singing with a group of people, and you forget the words, it's best to just mouth the word "watermelon". By yourself though, it won't work you'll just end up looking dumb.

XaosZaleski 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 19:51

@15 No, swearing doesn't make you seem smarter. However...if people would use these words as tools of the language that we're speaking it wouldn't be as bad. I agree that continous swearing and nonsense makes you seem like an idiot, but, you CAN use those words for emphasis and helping the idea you're trying to convey.

whoomps 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 20:05

"whilst" haha I always use that word

scateice 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 22:27

They probably knew the word anyway, lol

Erindub 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 23:11

Oh please half those kids were high and the other half not even listening. No worries!

dirge75 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:32

High? In primary school? Primary school is grades 1 to 6.

spendmoneyon420 0

Friday 20 November 2009 1:01

this is why I hate old people so much they make such assumptios close minded comments that they should keep to them selfs really just Shut you F****** mouth