Kids: Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary...

By fail - 19/11/2009 06:10 - Australia

Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML

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zoffix 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 12:09

Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway. This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)

wyld3fyr3 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 15:32

yes, because a word can totally **** up peoples lives

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tikicrown 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 4:13

LOL! nice one!

shehasstarryeyes 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 10:21

sadly I did the same thing. when I was 10.

nastelia 0

Friday 31 December 2010 3:59

dropping the f bomb once isn't that big of a deal...i still laugh wen mi friend says "Butt-fuckle" instead of "Popsicle"..."HEY NASTY!GET ME A BUTT-FUCKLE!!!I MEAN POPSICLE!!!"

courtneyyxoxoxo 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 16:20

I'm brilliant like this all the time but I'm better because I say f*** then I realize I said it in front of kids and go shit then yea it just keeps getting worse :)