Miscellaneous: Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like...

By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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By Lapis - 20/12/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 21:40 - Denmark

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 08:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

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By SunBed - 11/05/2020 17:00

Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML

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By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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jsprackman 11

Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:14

If it was Cinnamon Toast Crunch then it wouldnt be so bad...

skip_m 6

Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:16

Step 1: Stop texting about this problem on your phone. Step 2: Go put on some clothes.....

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HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:06

I suggest a surgeon to heat you up...

ThePieGuy0817 29

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:25

Behold here, the master of understatements.

bladomas 2

Tuesday 12 February 2013 7:05

and this is why everyone removes the snow from their roof

msmedieval 11

Tuesday 12 February 2013 7:22

I was caring less about this till I read "I'm cold".... I hope you have somewhere safe & warm you can go to OP!

marquellauhrig 10

Tuesday 12 February 2013 7:30

Awww! That sucks

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:04

if I lived near you I'd help you out: ) Cuz it's the neighborly thing to do.

xxjohippiexx 8

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:05

Put some damn clothes on... -.- lol

miSsFlien 15

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:47

Thats horrible, OP.

Jaevwyn 17

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:48

It's snow joking matter... That was awful xD

adamo_erebus 26

Tuesday 12 February 2013 12:32

the last sentence "I'm cold" made my night XDDDDDDD

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