By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 038
You deserved it 3 844

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jsprackman 11

If it was Cinnamon Toast Crunch then it wouldnt be so bad...

skip_m 6

Step 1: Stop texting about this problem on your phone. Step 2: Go put on some clothes.....

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AgentSmith79 9

Sorry, but anyone who lives in a region of the world where heavy snowfall occurs, knows to shovel it off the roof when it gets that deep to prevent a roof collapse. If you were too lazy to get up there and be a responsible adult, you deserve it.

49 - I heard the Mass. governor recommend roof-raking ONLY if it could be done safely. Sorry for you bad luck, OP. Hope you're OK and warming up.

AgentSmith79 9

You have to weigh your options, I guess. Personally, I'd rather risk falling 10-2 ft off the roof into a pile of soft snow, than risk my roof falling in on my head.

54 - I just read (in CBS Boston) that he recommended you use a roof rake in lieu of climbing up on roofs with ladders, if it were a possibility, but to still take care of it. I know in my area, they've been warning since Friday to do whatever you can to get the snow off roofs, because of the rain (and the fact that we're expecting more snow on Thursday and this weekend...yay).

Or maybe he was a perfectly ******* capable human being like the majority of the world? After all, he's eating cereal in his underwear. Whenever you can do that.. It's a good day.

Even if he were handicapped (which is just your assumption with no evidence) there are plenty of people you could hire to do it rather inexpensively - at least in comparison to the cost of a new roof!

Guess they weren't Lucky Charms. ;) Sorry that happened OP, I'm from MA originally and just can't fathom all that snow now that I live in HI. Hope your roof gets fixed soon

checkurselfxxx 11

I would be thanking my lucky stars or deity of choice that being cold is the worst injury you received.

ardencred 7

Snowed in? Literally sorry OP

perdix 29

Why were you eating cereal in your underwear? I use a bowl.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

I LAUGHED HARDER THAN ANY NORMAL PERSON SHOULD.

zombieslayer83 19

It is weird, I'm more of a boxer guy myself.

Time to see if your homeowner's insurance policy will cover the repairs. Good luck, OP, and stay warm.

Do you live in toronto........if not we have the same weather

I feel your pain. Nemo found the open door to the basement my fool of a brother forgot to close

KiddNYC1O 20

Go home, roof, you're drunk... Bitch.