By NotTellingYouMyName - 28/11/2013 06:26 - United States - South Salem

Today, with my name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' and being in the phonebook for business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me for Thanksgiving. FML
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dramaelf 37

I honestly saw a guy named Mickey Mouse in my local phonebook. You could have it a lot worse.

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vcapelo 19

Don't chicken out and remove your number!

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dudeimmadoc 9

berkey , birkey, birky , burkey , durkee , jerky, kirkey , merkey, murky, pearcy , perkey , perky , pirkey , purkey , quirky , shirkey , sircy , sturkie, yerkey?

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cryssycakesx3 22

I was thinking sturkie myself

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Elpis4 7

I was thinking Takei, like George Takei.

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johnpaisley 6

Those clever bastards why have I never thought of this

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buckdharma 37

Hello, Miss Turkey? Hello, I'm Mr. S. Top. My friend Mr. Celery, stalks. Once we find you old birds, we call our friend. He's a master baster. Please Miss Turkey, call me Stove...

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anonymous_kenie 7

Just collect their credit card numbers and make it yourself.

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wunderbar1 9

This reminds me of Turk from Scrubs on TV. So... What is your name?

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Breegotcake 14

*googles "names that sound like turkey"* I wish op would tell us their name because I am really curious now. Lols

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TheBrochure 22

#64 - Think of it from all of these creeps' (or those who are just looking for a good time on Thanksgiving) perspectives: do you really find it plausible that any number of people will be looking in the phone book (the amount of people that use those anymore reduces the chance further) and thinking, "Berkely... Ya know, that name so closely resembles 'turkey' that I'm gonna call her and say something clever... I know! *snaps* I'll ask if I can stuff her!"

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chosha_fml 26

Oh that's a thigh-slapper! /eyeroll/ Next they'll be telling you not to gobble gobble down your lunch.

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