By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
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Doortje 29

Eww, get back in the shower. How did you not feel it though? Anyway, FYL.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

awwww. And just think, had you checked the towel first, you could've seen the spider, let it bite you, and have gotten super powers! Unfortunately, you didn't. :l Way to go

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Doortje 29

Eww, get back in the shower. How did you not feel it though? Anyway, FYL.

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bodyrich 0

hey u lookin hottt!! how are u doin?? ;))

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wafflesyay 2

So? Just clean it off. It's not the end of the world.

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Doortje 29

Missing the point of this website, eh?

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wafflesyay 2

Nah, I just don't think it's very big of a deal. Plus, it's 3 AM, and I'm bored.

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elmousey 5

Not to disagree with an FML bully, but have you read the comments before? Studies show 72.4% of comments are from people being pretentious *****. Also, close to 67.9% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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wafflesyay 2

Ok dude, chill. It's just a comment. I'm just saying you can be worst off like the people in Japan for instance.

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sweetiffany 0

lmao! you guys are arguing about something really dumb! f your lives!

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jess6blondie9 2

I always shake my towels before I use them to make sure there aren't any spiders on them. :O

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AEverydayDouche 1

If it was a common problem with spiders in my towels I would call an exterminator.

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clarissa_Gyall 0

#64 sheesh man, you scared the crap out of me!!

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AEverydayDouche 1

That's my thing, at your service whenever you have hiccup.

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jess6blondie9 2

No, there's not a common problem. I've had an occasional spider crawl into blankets, towels, and clothes that I leave on the floor. I would rather not have one crawling on me when I get out of the shower, so I shake my towel. :)

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justysgirl 3

That's disgusting I hate spiders

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JustinThunder 8

If I had one wish, it would be for no more spiders.

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musicfreak9821 6

53, if I had one wish it would be, to have unlimited wishes!

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perdix 29

You'd better double-check your toilet paper from now on. With your giant spider infestation, you could get felt up unexpectedly. With eight legs kicking at once, you might like that, you kinky freak.

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Zetal 0

Ah spider guts... the make-up of the natural world

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