By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
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Doortje 29

Eww, get back in the shower. How did you not feel it though? Anyway, FYL.

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fortehepiclulz 0

itsy bitsy spider climbed up the hanging towel. off went the towel and the little spider hid. out came the spider who felt lots of pain. itsy bitsy spider never saw the world again. For those who don't understand, me writing "felt lots of pain", is implying that the spider is in the process of being squished to death.

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mentalhotdog 0

well at least you were not going to a prom!

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izzybabeee 4

OMG dood that is so disgusting! I would FREAK!

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Hisbabyforever 0

id scream and go nuts, and be paranoid from then on about having a spider be on my towel.

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lukethe 0

I've never thought of a scenario like that. I'll check whenever I do now for sure, lol.

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Human_Delilah 0

I Bet The Spider Was Oh So Yummy.

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TayonaC 10

well ops a girl fail

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Dennisse_47 17

Well it looks like you got a free, natural facial :) haha but nah seriously, I'd freak the hell out. I hate spiders and any big bugs that fly... >_<

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kykyshay 0

ew! I have aracnaphobia.. if I see a spider I scream my head off!

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jess6blondie9 2

Just because you scream when you see a spider, doesn't mean that you have "aracnaphobia." There are tons of people who scream when they see a spider, or any other bug for that matter.

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