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By shal4 - 27/11/2015 17:55

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 02:00

Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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By LostFocus - 11/12/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML

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By Anon - 13/06/2013 02:40 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 05:27 - Australia

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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False advertising

By Anonymous - 29/01/2024 22:00 - France

Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML

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By zoearcu - 17/04/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML

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By Tokany - 28/04/2011 19:29 - Romania

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

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trulypar 34

Saturday 28 November 2015 8:16

Apparently, it's not "dad proof" either.

Tripartita 44

Saturday 28 November 2015 8:29

If it's any consolation, your laptop died along with your father's dreams of watching **** in he shower. R.I.P. to the both of 'em.

Comments

imabat 14

Saturday 28 November 2015 14:27

How'd he figure that out?

GreyJedi 10

Saturday 28 November 2015 14:35

The best part of waking up....is laptop in your cup!

Dark_Cecilia 20

Saturday 28 November 2015 15:06

Uhh... He's gonna replace it, right?

Whisk3y_fml 10

Saturday 28 November 2015 15:29

oh god ! i feel sorry for you

liesseling 13

Saturday 28 November 2015 15:32

this is exactly how my dad would say something like that, that's hilarious.

writerchic85 25

Saturday 28 November 2015 16:00

Why was your dad even messing with your laptop in the first place?

leogachi 15

Sunday 29 November 2015 6:36

@35 Some people actually let other people use their computers. I just borrowed my friend's laptop to do some homework online.

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 28 November 2015 19:55

I assume he spilled something on it?

mobill910 2

Sunday 29 November 2015 4:48

at least you got featured on ifunny

local_idiot 6

Sunday 29 November 2015 9:05

make him pay for a better one.

DanCastellaneta 17

Sunday 13 December 2015 5:05

If water just spilled on it and it wasn't on or turned on, then let that bitch dry.

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