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By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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FlashBurn 13

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:56

Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

worldclass 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:57

Unless she's gorgeous, you're screwed.

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lalalovebiancaa 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:30

I bet she's a dacksucker

SayPlease 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:40

Hahaha, if I was you I'd be checking My Life Is Average because to your daughter this might be a "mind blown" moment.

trippincccs 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 6:21

WOW!!!!

OLDSKLCHEVY 1

Sunday 12 December 2010 6:52

wow that's all I can say

FuckMyEveryth1ng 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:24

Like mother like daughter

Sparx1_1 16

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:36

It always makes me wonder why parents can take the time to tell their kids idiotic lies just for "fun" and then wonder why their kids grow up stupid.

ameliabeth09 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:43

Hahahahahahahaha that's epic

generalasskicker 12

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:50

indeed many of the pretty girls at my school act so dumb when they really are not and about 4 actually get mad when you move the conversation to anything requiring more than 4 brain cells

Oses 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:59

Lmao feel bad for you she's almost 18 won't be hard for some one to convince her **** will make her famous and rich lmao

mad_hatter0666 22

Sunday 12 December 2010 8:04

ydi for being a bad parent.

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