Too late

By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 23:46 - United States - Paramus

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Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML
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ApollosMyth 22

Wow, that is very shallow of him.

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flashback.miss 28

sounds like you married a boy, not a man. but, on the other hand it could be nerves, talk to him. hopefully he was joking...

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chosha_fml 26

Given his later comment after fainting at the sight of boobs, I'm guessing he might be gay.

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tenderteddy82 4

He couldn't at least take a look at the goods before y'all got married?

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Josephace 2

That's why you have sex before marriage lol jk

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Playful1985 9

that's why you don't wait until marriage. maybe he's gay.

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Unenunciable 14

Unless your boobs are actually hedgehogs, that makes absolutely no sense.

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reilyn 10

To all those saying it might just be nerves: Did you miss when he said he didn't think they should be together?

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ViviMage 38

He bought a car without taking it for a test drive? I understand purity, but he should know what to expect before he said I do!

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ThaPrelude 11

Ouch. That's a kick to the self confidence

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