Intimacy: Too little, too late

Too little, too late

By nosymptoms - 10/02/2012 00:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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You deserved it 5 451

Clapped

By frennyy - 04/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Miami

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 1 517

A Different Kind of Tension

By Anonymous - 24/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML

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You deserved it 619

By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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You deserved it 4 531

Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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You deserved it 365

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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The situation

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 14:00 - Netherlands - Katwijk aan Zee

Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 187

STI TMI

By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Cumberland

Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML

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You deserved it 251

Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Friday 10 February 2012 8:35

Maybe thats his way of sayin he cheated

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 10 February 2012 8:35

You can always hope he doesnt have any. If he does, better hope its not herpes.

Comments

Birdie_Sage 0

Friday 10 February 2012 10:20

Get tested together!

wriptidez 0

Friday 10 February 2012 10:37

testtttr b4 sex ... better yet wait for marriage

McDonaldsworker 4

Friday 10 February 2012 11:58

Uhh, you can still get a STD after you marry someone... Unless both partners waited until marriage before sex, and even then that only works for the first marriage for both of them(not impossible, just not good odds of that happening)

badactor009 0

Monday 13 February 2012 11:51

Great advice if you are living in the 15th century. Not very practical or likely to be followed by many. Thanks for playing.

Nthabz 8

Friday 10 February 2012 10:51

YDI for sleeping with your boyfriend of three months without protection. what's wrong with you? There's so many diseases out there.

Colonel_Lexi 18

Friday 10 February 2012 19:30

Her legs are like Seven Eleven, they are never closed!

jellyD 1

Friday 10 February 2012 11:02

And he didn't wrap his rascal?? Seriously!? 3 months and you were barebacking? Y D I

perdix 29

Friday 10 February 2012 11:09

His real thoughtfulness was making up that shit about a "previous partner." He got tested because he's worried about the diseases you've certainly given him.