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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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cheeser9 0

sounds like a fun night

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TheCountess 4

I had no idea that buying household items which *could* be used in to aid in crime constituted probable cause. Good to know.

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HappyPickles 11

See how arch-conservatives have turned America from "Land of the Free" into "Land of the Paranoid". (or more accurately "Land of the Mute oppressed by the Paranoid").

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j_cat187 19

it's scares me how they can track you down. Maybe you should start paying with cash.

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dreamering 16

Why did you buy those items? Hopefully not for some crazy fetish.

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yousodi 10

eh no one knows how to mind their business do they lol tell the cops u want to charge whoever reported ya with false accusations and slander n get em back la law style :)~

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paolayupp 6

that's too funny to be coincidental :)

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small_bar_101 0

So it's just coincidental you bought like an entire rape/murder kit...sure.

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samanthanicolee 0

yeah buying that stuff all at once definitely does not sound like a coincidence

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justintttttt 1

that makes sense considering they would need a search warrant.. nice one man

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stormchaser24 24

not if OP let the police search the house. Cops can knock on your door and say can we come in.

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bwenduh45 7

The question is,why did you have those things? hmm.

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bwenduh45 7

The question is,why did you have those things? hmm.

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