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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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cheeser9 0

sounds like a fun night

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MrXerxes5 6

Are you sure? You can tell me if you're really a psychopathic serial killer clowm. I wouldn't blame you in this economy.

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gntfmlingnow 12

You caught me, I'm a serial killer juggalo

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darkmis1 17

Yeah - in this economy, there's tons of John Wayne Gacy's running around. It's a common side effect of stress nowadays.

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cudi504 4

the cashier might have thought it looked suspicious an called the cops

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HouseKeeping 0

Sorry my iPod died and I didn't get to complete my thought, I meant to say "OP is obviously renovating, and the poker is for some kinky hot sex afterwords"

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americiato 2

they'll provably charge for first degree house renovating!

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JeansKismet 9

Sure, We believe you. Nice job hiding your "house guests" from the cops.

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