Miscellaneous, Shopping, Cops and Suspicious: Too many JCS videos

Too many JCS videos

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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Top comments

mattsan1992 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:09

mmhmm. where are you hiding her

cheeser9 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:09

sounds like a fun night

Comments

KendalKeller 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:48

thats why you buy suspicious items at different stores and not all at once.

AcidRaen 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:51

you should kidnap the girls that are giving my boyfriend problems. you should make them disappear. yeah that would make me happy

AcidRaen 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:33

blah. blah. blah. thumb me down. blah. I don't care.

scotty35503 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:51

where do you live? Big Brother's backyard?

mintcar 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:55

Was it Detective Benson and Stabler who broke into your home?

fadingaway 17

Wednesday 20 July 2011 10:03

"duct tapes"?

Ttew 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 10:03

I seriously want to just save this and look at it later. just amazing. still... where is she...

pancakefever_fml 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 10:28

lol amen thunder bender! hahahahahaha

allthatremains25 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 10:40

that can either be a psycho hostage attack or a long, kinky night with your girl(; let's hope it's the second one!

xxshadiasaurxx 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 10:45

I would kinda suspect that to

pinkerbell 8

Wednesday 20 July 2011 10:51

YDI if you bought all that, and just that, at once. I mean, seriously, you're just ASKING for touble with a cart full of that stuff. xD

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Today, my future sister-in-law, who hasn’t even been engaged a week, informed everyone that the wedding is on December 19th, which is the due date of my first child. My brother won’t change the date and is making my family choose between his wedding or being at the hospital with me. FML

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying and all alone. Thinking that he was probably lost, I asked to him with my sweetest voice: 'Hi there, did you lose somebody?' He screamed terrified and ran away. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 645

You deserved it 5 786

Today, I pressed snooze on my alarm clock for one of the first times ever. I ended up being late to my 8am class, and when I showed up, I couldn't start the projector. I called Tech Support. They came... and pushed the large button labeled "power." The whole class laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 207

You deserved it 33 261

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 10 652

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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You deserved it 9 073

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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You deserved it 5 645

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 22 633