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By munnyfish - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I opened my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friend's place, along with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML
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FreddyLunch 0

If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.

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Butcher_1419 0

your life is over. kill yourself for farting

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FreddyLunch 0

If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.

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alyssadapsycho 7

he is a man he must be gay if he cares about it

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varkey 7

#2: I definitely would care if my "friend" did this while I was around. What, do you enjoy it when people fart near you? i don't get all these comments - I am a guy but that doesn't make it okay to act like a total animal, that's disgusting @ #4... why does being male mean you must act like a freak?

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amd3lky 0

who says we are actin like freaks sheesh grow up we are guys we do what we do

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wwoww102 0

wow 63 stop being a pussy and grow a set...

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RadioOctopus 16

62 youre ******* stupid. homophobics.. gross..

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Butcher_1419 0

your life is over. kill yourself for farting

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QTp13 10

Big deal - now if you were a girl, that might be a different story, but it is something that is kinda expected of a guy, nothing new or strange. Get over it!

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guillermods 3

Why would it be a different story if he was a girl? I'm tired of all these double standards. Girls fart as much as guys, grow up people!

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FMLshark 12

Not so much "double standards" as much as it is us girls being more easily embarrassed by these things than guys.

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hoschiadedodi 0

True words right there #2. OP needs to man up!

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TheLetterZero 7

Stop being an insult to us Canadians by whining about such a trivial moment.

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kile88 2

hahaha hilarious I'd do this too but pray they're asleep cuz it hurts to hold them in lol

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slaggerr 0

Your a dude, so shut the hell up fart again and go on with your life.

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Big_Nick 0

please man I trick my girlfriend into using my ass as a pillow then fart on her face man up.... fail!!!

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