Toxic

By makeupsex - 14/02/2012 11:25 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17

Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope

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dmblonde 13

That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.

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06rubiandrea_fml 5

I realy,realy hope you mean ''my now ex boyfriend''...He's not worth it OP....

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06rubiandrea_fml 5

I'm sorry,I'm not english... :) Now I know it's really!

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borkchop1992 15

Those are always the best

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GADefence 2

I hope you were upset enough to give him terrific make-up sex. If so, your boyfriend should go "Mission : Accomplished." On a side note, if the make up sex rocks for him, and also rocks for you, why bother too much huh? = P

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FruityLoooons 8

Gonna take a wild guess and say that the heartache didn't rock for her.

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Krysk_fml 0

You should take this as a compliment, he's telling you you're good in bed

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Enslaved 36

Learn to **** him better when you're /not/ having make up sex! Maybe then he won't purposely hurt you. On a side note, what an ass for doing that! There are better ways to improve your sex life.

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Pelreskovich 11

Doesn't matter, had sex..? But really, that's a shitty thing for him to do. He could have suggested you try to mimic that even though you're not angry/upset, still not the same most likely though..

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DjeePee 24

Your partner intentionally hurt you so that he could gain more pleasure? Dump him.

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Elmoo_fml 16

What a selfish thing to do. I would dump him!

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combatbunny 9

What an inconsiderate, selfish sonnuvaB. Dump him.

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wisese 0

And yet you kept him around, time after time.

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