Toxic

By makeupsex - 14/02/2012 11:25 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17

Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope

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dmblonde 13

That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.

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perdix 29

You ought to start selling Mary Kay so you can have make-up sex without fighting. It'll be even better with the employee discount!

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KittyJay 3

What is it with all the insane boyfriend FMLs today? Guess this Valentine's day isn't going so well for a lot of people...

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Raesin 21

YDI for letting him put you through that and still taking him back. It sounds like he's done it more than once as well. Have some self respect and don't be such a doormat.

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iloveweed69 7

make up sex is great

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stevesaik 0

I think this relationship is off the cliff at best. If you let a guy do you that way now, it's just a matter of time when he is gonna do you any kind of way and having sex with everyone else too. Then he may bring you some make up herpies next time y'all do the nasty.

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ballshardnigMC 2

Sex is great and if they can find a hot girl like u even better

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skyeyez9 24

I dont get make up sex. If I am pissed off, the last thing I want to do is **** the person who made me mad in the first place.

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TheDrifter 23

Odd, it's the first thing I wanna do. Okay, make that the second thing, the first involves chloroform, duct tape and a car trunk.

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tdog567 0

What an asshole, good luck finding a guy who isn't

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