Toxic

By makeupsex - 14/02/2012 11:25 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17

Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope

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dmblonde 13

That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.

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hateevryone 14

kick his ass to the curb.

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badmike89 6

Well you gotta admit there's nothing better than rough angry sex

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brynllwynog2 0

Am I the only one who thinks that he was complimenting you for being great in bed?

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ryryman 5

Haha makeup sex is the best but he is an asshole

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MrsWojtowicz 16

YDI for being awesome in the sack? JUST KIDDING! That sucks. =/

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Cosmic_Horror 1

Why do these never begin with "my EX-boyfriend/girlfriend." DTMFA.

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aquaeyedsiren 0

you do realize he only told you this to get to have angry sex.

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Luunatic 13

Is he getting a heartache this time?

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JayJavaMonsterr 10

That's rude but he's got a bit of a point... "Doesn't matter had sex!"

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chlobear3 0

make up sex is great! you cant deny it wasnt good and if the heartache was that bad he would have gone by now so dont complain!

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