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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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Thursday 10 November 2011 8:49

Damn that sucks Dude but Face it.. Its just what kids Do!

SaraJun 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:58

lmao youre a dad named jasmine?

Comments

GoddessDigi 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 10:46

Don't worry, next time you know! And it's a good idea. My daughter is also 19 months and while we've not officially started, I let her watch me and she knows what to do, so soon I'll be taking the diapers away. :)

GoddessDigi 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 10:46

megaaann_fml 9

Thursday 10 November 2011 10:58

Is your son related to Bear Grylls?

megaaann_fml 9

Thursday 17 November 2011 9:06

Too old? I'm sorry...

MisterEx 28

Thursday 10 November 2011 11:11

Let's just hope your son doesn't develop a fetish for water sports later on.

mack_the_knife 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 11:48

Now you have a story to tell when he brings his first serious girlfriend home and you feel the sudden urge to revenge for the teen years with him.

GypsyRover 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:09

Put a Cheerio in the bowl and have him aim for it. Or show him that he can make bubbles when he pees. It worked for my son. ;-)

btstig 11

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:42

The wife and I did the same thing. Cheerios "mang" Shit works.

RedHotMom26 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:10

Lmao!!!

andoprime 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:24

I bet your son never does that again.

CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:29

Diapers for baby through toddler: $1249 Potty chair for training: $89 Raising child to adulthood: $389,000 Letting child grab your penis and spray everything and everyone: Priceless! I think it was a good idea. Execution? FAIL! Too funny...